Smittet av listen til Verena

1. Velg ut et arr du har, og fortell hvordan du fikk det.
Jeg har et arr i pannen. Det er etter en spiss kant på en stalldør.

2. Hva har du på veggene på rommet ditt?
Alle gubbens karatediplomer og skap.

3. Hvordan ser mobilen din ut?
Rød Sony Ericsson W995 som jeg forguder <3

4. Hvordan musikk hører du på?
Det meste som kommer meg for øre.

5. Hva har du som skrivebordsbakgrunn på pc'en nå?
Voffa miii <3

6. Hva vil du ha mer enn noe annet akkurat nå?
Ti timer mer i døgnet.

7. Hva savner du?
Familien min og BERGEN!

8. Hvilket tidspunkt ble du født på?
06:40 tror jeg.

9. Hva var det som gjorde at ditt forrige forhold tok slutt?
DET hører ikke hjemme på internett hehehehehe.

10. Er du mørkredd?
Ja, og er ekstra redd for elger i mørket!

12. Hvilken parfyme er din favoritt?
Husker ikke hva den heter faktisk...

13. Hvilken øye- og hårfarge liker du på det motsatte kjønn?
Samma det vel.

14. Tar du smertestillende?
Koffein og aspirin regnes ikke som painkillers, men som livreddere. Naproxen også for tenk! 

15. Kaffe eller energidrikker?
Kaffiiiiiii<3

16. Favorittfyll på pizzaen?
Marinert biff, paprika, løk og ananas.

17. Hvis du kunne spist hva som helst nå, hva ville det vært?
Gulrot med Holidaydip

18. Den siste personen som gjorde deg sint?
Det er to som har irritert meg sist, og det er de to som har parket mongo i forhold til hvordan JEG skulle parkere *fnys*

19. Snakker du et annet språk bortsett fra norsk?
Engelsk

20. Hva var den første gaven noen ga til deg?
Det vet no ikkje eg...

21. Liker du noen?
Ja

22. Favoritt klesmerke?
Er det nerd å si Cavallo som er rideklær?

23. Hvilken bil er drømmebilen din?
Chevrolet Corvette C4 eller en -76 med makofront<3

24. Hva synes du om ekteskap?
Helt klart for spesielt intresserte. Fine kjoler, gode kaker, masse alkohol... Ikke noe galt i det! 

25. Ville du forelsket deg i noen du visste skulle reise langt bort?
Skulle nok greid å la det være, er ikke noe issue likevel siden han jeg bor med er fastgrodd.

26. Hva er den beste måten å fortelle noen hvor mye de betyr for deg?
Kommer an på. Bli sint kanskje? Litt sånn "Man tukter den man elsker?"

27. Si et tall mellom 1 og 100.
85

28. Hvilken hårfarge har du?
Litt rødlig blondt.

29. Hvem ringer du oftest?
Arild, mamma, pappa, Hans Christian, Mona, Kirsten, helsetelefonen og legen.

30. Hva irriterer deg mest?
Teite parkeringer som ikke er utført av meg, og feige mennesker.

31. Har du noen gang vært utenlands?
Ja

32. Din svakhet?
Cherrycoke....

33. Hva var den siste gaven du fikk?
Blomster  og sportsBH<3

34. Har du noen gang tulleringt?
Ja, og det er ike altfor mange årene siden sist. Utrolig hva man gjør på nach!

35. Hva gjorde du før du begynte med denne listen?
Ventet på at Verena skulle få fingeren ut så vi får trent.

36. Hvis du kunne fått utført plastikk kirurgi gratis - hva ville du ha gjort?
Fettsuging og collagen

37. Hvor mange ganger har du vært forelska?
Kan telles på en hånd.

38. Hva får du flest komplimenter om?
Spørs om man kan kalle det komplimenter, men må bli håret mitt og at jeg ikke er redd for å stå opp for meg selv og de jeg bryr meg om.

39. Hva ville du gjort dersom alkohol ble ulovlig?
Emigrert

40. Hva ønsker du deg til jul?
Penger, ridestøvler i lær, generell studiekompetanse, flat mage, ny bil (Merc ML eller Volvo XC60), en Brenderup Princess, villa med stall og ridehus i Bergen, evakuere Oslo for det gode liv vestpå<3

41. Er du oppkalt etter noen?
ja, verdens skjønneste mormor<3

42. Hvilken finger er din favoritt?
F-fingeren

43. Når gråt du sist?
Når Zita døde...

44. Liker du håndskriften din?
Haha, nei.

45. Hva er din yndlingsgrønnsak?
Gullerot

46. Har du noen dårlig vaner?
Oh yes, og jeg ELSKER å plage andre med de!

47. Har du en CD du er flau over?
Haha, du køddar ikkje me Bondehits!

48. Hvis du var en annen person, ville du ha vært venn med deg da?
Vet ikke, spørs om jeg isåfall hadde vært helt lik. Tror ikke verden hadde tålt det.

49. Har du noen gang fortalt en hemmelighet du sverget å ikke fortelle videre, videre?
Ja, og jeg har heller ikke viderefortalt det.

50. Teller utseendet?
Nei, såfremt det er rent, lukter godt og oppfører seg som folk er det greit;)

51. Hvordan får du utløp for sinnet ditt?
Jeg tar det ut i øyeblikket jeg blir sint.

52. Hvor er ditt andre hjem?
Stallen, hos den skjønne ponnien min.

53. Stoler du lett på andre?
Nope.

54. Hva var din favorittleke som barn?
Playmobil

55. Hvor mange telefonummer har du lagret på mobilen din?
Vet ikke

56. Bruker du sarkasme?
Som regel

57. Hva ser du etter hos det motsatte kjønn?
Kommer an på.

58. Har du noen kallenavn?
Hehehehehe, har nok noen jeg ikke vet om isåfall høhøhøhøhø. Gompen er et fra jeg var liten.

59. Hva er det mest smertefulle du har opplevd?
Miste de jeg bryr meg om.

60. Knyter du opp skoene dine når du tar dem av?
Nope.

61. Det siste du sølte?
Flis fra trillebåren

62. Den siste hårete tingen du tok på?
Gipsyvoff er ingen ting, men hun er hårete<3

63. Favorittfarge?
Rød

64. Hvor mange visdomstenner har du?
4

65. Hva hører du på akkurat nå?
Smile med MJ

66. Det siste du spiste?
Banan

67. Hvem snakket du med på telefonen sist?
Verena

68. Hva er det første du legger merke til på det motsatte kjønn?
Øynene

69. Favoritt-ting å hate?
Det varierer litt. Akkurat nå: Teite parkeringer.

70. Favorittdrink?
Pinkdrink fra Lauritz!!!

71. Hva er din favorittsport?
Dressurridning.

72. Hva er din yndlingshårfarge?
Følte meg jo rimelig tøff med rosa den gangen... haha

73. Øyenfarge?
Iiiisblå øyne er fint. Blågrønne også.

74. Søsken?
Verdens skjønneste bror

75. Favorittmåned?
Juli

76. Det siste du så på tv?
The Simpsons (Savner House)

77. Din yndlingsdag iløpet av året?
Julaften :)

78. Er du for sjenert til å be folk ut?
Nope

79. Sommer eller vinter?
Ja takk, begge deler

80. Kyss eller klem?
Begge deler

81. Forhold eller one-night-stands?
Forhold

82. Din største frykt?
Elg?

83. Er noen forelsket i deg?
Regner vel egentlig med det hehehehehehehehe

84. Elsker du noen?
Familien min, dyrene mine og Arild <3 (Rekkefølgen er TILFELDIG!)

85. Hvem tenker du mest på?
Storm pga beinet hans.

86. Noen gang vært i en skikkelig krangel?
Maaaaange ganger

87. Hva av tinga dine er du mest glad i ?
Bilen min <3

88. Hvem er du knyttet mest til i din familie?
Jeg klarer ikke å velge, er like glad i alle<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

89. Når du er hjemme, hvor tilbringer du meste av tiden da?
I kjelleren for å trene

90. Følger du med på noe program på tv?
House og Big Bang Theory

91. Har du nettby?
Ja, men den har jeg ikke sett på... 2 år???

92. Er du bortskjemt?
Pøsch!

93. Hvem er best?
Familien, gubben, dyra og vennene mine

94. Hva er din favoritt mat?
Tacos!

95. Hvilket fotballag heier du på?
BRAAAAAAAANN!!!!!

96. Hva er dine planer for dagen?
Trene med Tony, Verena og ML

97. Ossen klær går du i?
Treeeningstøøøøy fordi jeg snart skal overbevise meg selv om at jeg er en spreking.

98. Når pleier du å legge deg?

23:00-24:00

 

99. Når har du bursdag?
24. juli

100. Hva er det lengste forholdet du har hatt?
5 år



Savner deg...

Give me call.
I miss you, you know I really do.
Whenever you're gone.

Give me a call.
I miss you, you know i really do.
I miss you babe, I really do, whenever you're gone just give me a call.

I want you baby, I need your touch.
I'm holding on but I can't let you go, no.
You're a part of me.
I wanna tell you how I feel, nothing can stop me from loving you.
It's all in the things you do.
There's nothing I won't do to have your lips to me.
But all I do is letting you down, letting you down.
So how in the world can I make you listen to me and my heart?

Just give me call.
I miss you, you know I really do.
Whenever you're gone.

Give me a call.
I miss you, you know i really do.
I miss you babe, I really do, whenever you're gone just give me a call.
I miss you, you know I really do.
Whenever you're gone.
Give me a call

Every time I see your face it's clear to me that you're all I need
But still I walk away
I wish I knew how to make this change
Is it impossible if I struggling in wane
All this clouds surrounding me so i cannot see
But still there's nothing I won't do to have your lips to me.
But all I do is letting you down, letting you down.
So how in the world can I make you listen to me and my heart?

Give me call.
I miss you, you know I really do.
Whenever you're gone.

Give me a call.
I miss you, you know i really do.
I miss you babe, I really do, whenever you're gone just give me a call.
I miss you, you know I really do.
Whenever you're gone.

Starring me down there so easy when I don't know
Don't go
All that I want is for you to call
I wanna try to make it right so please just give me call.

I miss you, you know I really do.
Whenever you're gone.

Give me a call.
I miss you, you know I really do.
I miss you babe, I really do, whenever you're gone just give me a call.
I miss you, you know I really do.
Just give me a call


call waiting


Jeg skulle bare si at...

No New Year's day to celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact it's just another ordinary day

No April rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding Saturday within the month of June
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

No summer's high
No warm July
No harvest moon to light one tender August night
No autumn breeze
No falling leaves
Not even time for birds to fly to southern skies

No Libra sun
No Halloween
No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring
But what it is, though old so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
...

*skuffet*

rosedovenoback


Venner <3

Another red letter day
So the pound has dropped and the children are creating
The other half ran away
Taking all the cash and leaving you with the lumber
Got a pain in the chest
Doctors on strike what you need is a rest

It's not easy love, but you've got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand 'cos friends will be friends - right till the end

Now it's a beautiful day
The postman delivered a letter from your lover
Only a 'phone call away
You tried to track him down but somebody stole his number
As a matter of fact
You're getting used to life without him in your way

It's so easy now, 'cos you got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand 'cos friends will be friends - right till the end

It's so easy now, 'cos you got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand - friends will be friends - right till the end

Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand 'cos right till the end - friends will be friends
Yeah yeah

venner


Handlefeber!

Jeg <3 Ebay, Ebay <3 Meg!

Månedens kupp:

cherry

*elsk*

Hva jeg ønsker meg til bursdagen, bare fra ebay:


stativ


objektiv



kjole



sko


kjole2


redobber


sko2

ridestvel


*sukk*

Det er lov å drømme <3

Urban Dictionary beskriver meg! (Stjært av Verena)

1. Navnet mitt:

The most amazing, beautiful, awesome, spectacular, gorgeous, cute, incredible, breathtakeing, wonderful, pretty, adorable, and most importantly cutifulazing girl ever.

2: Kallenavnet mitt:

 
A flamboyant homosexual, usually male, always FABULOUS.

3: Hobby:

Person who likes to wear tight pants and use whips, however, do not make fun or else they will beat the shit out of you with the whip and then trample you with their horse.

4: Årstid:

One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.

It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.

However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.

Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside.

Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season.
*Little Timmy (age 8) runs up to his brother John (age 17)*

Timmy: HEY big brother!!! It's winter! Wanna go build a snowman?!?!"

John: Go fuck yourself.

5: Jobb:

A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
You realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.

6: Mat:

Used to describe a woman's vagina. a wonderful comparison.

7: Dyr:

Horse;
A mammal with large teeth, and usually a long mane, if maintained that way. Likes carrots, and has large beady eyes. Can scare children. Typically smells terrible. Also known as Trace Cyrus.
Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Horse Manure.
Person 1: Oh, Trace Cyrus must be around...

Dog;

1. Any four-legged, pack hunting, carnivorous animal of the genus Canis. Yes, I consider a wolf to be a dog, because the common house Dog, Canis Familiaris or Canis Domesticus is a bred-down version of Canis Lupus, the modern wolf. Makes a good pet, as they are intelligent, curious, and as I have earlier stated, a pack animal, and therefore easily suited to life with a family of many people, or fewer.

2. What you call a close buddy.
1. Peta can suck my nuts, dogs, and every other pet, usually (90% of the time,) have a better life in captivity than in the wild, as a matter of fact, if it weren't for human captivity, we wouldn't have Canis Familiaris as we know it today! LICK MY ASSHOLE, PETA!

8: Bosted:

The next best, but biggest city of Norway.
The weather isn't quite as charming as Bergen and the city feels kind of dirty.
Some call it "Hemo", short for - "the hemoroid on the ass of the world"
Let's not go to Oslo and get hemoroids on our asses, let's go to Bergen instead and heave a great time...


9: Fødested:


Norway's best city, much better than Oslo. It's not too big and it's not too small, the people are friendly and the weather is charming. I love it.
Lets go to Bergen and have a GREAT time..!!

 10: Farge:

Pink*The New Red!

Donut's favorite color.
"My armor's not pink. You guys are colorblind. It's more of a lightish red."
"Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what its called? Pink!"





FU!

Look inside, look inside your tiny mind, then look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired, of all the hatred you harbour
So you say it's not OK to be gay, well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist, who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get, do you get a little kick out of being small-minded?
You want to be like your father, it's approval you're after
Well that's not how you find it
Do you, do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful?
Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control a bit
And it's really distasteful

Fuck you
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you

You say, you think we need to go to war well you're already in one
'Cause it's people like you that need to get slew, no one wants your opinion

Fuck you
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
fuckyou

Jeg har tatt en test. Artig resultat.

Dette var en Personality Disorder Test. Jeg scora høyt på:

Quick Summary:

People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. Histrionics also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.

Symptoms of Histrionic Personality Disorder:

  • Needs to be the center of attention
  • Dresses or acts provocatively
  • Rapidly-shifting and shallow emotions
  • Exaggerates friendships
  • Overly-dramatic, occassionally theatrical speech
  • easily influenced; highly suggestible
OG:

Quick Summary:

Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. Narcissists tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder:

  • Requires excessive praise and admiration
  • Takes advantage of others
  • Grandiose sense of self-importance
  • Lack of empathy
  • Lying, to self and others
  • Obsessed with fantasies of fame, power, or beauty
OG:

Quick Summary:

Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant. They usually shift blame to other people and tend to carry long grudges.

Symptoms of Paranoid Personality Disorder:

  • Unwillingness to forgive perceived insults
  • Excessive sensitivity to setbacks
  • Distrustfulness and excessive self-reliance
  • Projection of blame onto others
  • Consumed by anticipation of betrayal
  • Combative and tenacious adherence to personal rights
  • Relentlessly suspicious

Additional Information:

Paranoid personality disorder is difficult to treat, as paranoids are often extremely suspicious of medical professionals. A combination of medication and talk therapy can be effective at combating the more debilitating symptoms of this disorder.


Hø hø høh ø---- MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Statement!

Mannfolk er TEITE!

Det er lov å drømme...

Den neste som maser om dreams coming true får seg en på kjeften.

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